you're really good at going to concerts.
i like the way you dress up, and do your hair.
i like the way you get that beer, and talk to your friend. i like the way you grew to 6'1", just for this show.
you are really good at showing your appreciation through applause and whistles.
all the buttons on your shirt match up with their respective holes -- good job.
i really like all the things you have going for you -- that hat... no, don't take it off. it is perfect the way it is.
congratulations on both your arms being the same length. that must be real helpful while clapping and performing other manual activities.
those shoelaces are impeccably tied. those aren't coming loose anytime soon! your posture is fantastic.