Jan 19, 2010

did we do this?

welcome to my new game where i try and remember if we (humans) did something or if things were already like that by nature.

first up: buttcracks.


seems like this is something we would have created because i know how we like it when two symmetrical body parts are pushed close together to form a crack, so much so that we'll make that happen when it doesn't naturally. so when i see that EVERYONE has a buttcrack, i think that must be our doing, though i'm pretty sure it was nature all along. good thinkin, nature!

next: mayonnaise. this MAY come out of a tree.


third: numbers. now, history tells me WE came up with these. but HOW WERE THINGS COUNTED BEFORE THAT? dudes were just like "yeah, i've got merrghh?? mastodons here, do you want to trade pffzrth?? of them for xcaaahuh?? of your hand-crafted clubs?" and the other guy was just like "i have no way of determining if that's a fair trade or not." man, history was hard.

well, that has been Did We Do This?! please join me next time for other things i don't know but blog about.

14 comments:

evlgnis said...

It's Mr. Marshall Mathers... don't ask.

Hello, by the way :)

Amber said...

WHOA this comment confuses me so much.

1) i have to ask. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

2) who IS this?? i know an evil genius, but this couldn't possibly be him. could it? are you? whaa? huh?

please reply.
-amber

evlgnis said...

I hope this is the one you know... but one never can tell these days, can one?


1) I'm that good

2) VitalChek (sorta):
a) Ronald McDonald sighting in Red Lodge
b) The toilet paper hanging war with the French foreign exchange student
c) Do what you will, always
Walk where you like, your steps
Do as you please, I will back you up.

Amber said...

oh btw you get 10 blogstop points. good for... collecting!

Amber said...

wowwww ok, that just threw me off more. obviously you are from my high school days when i lived in billings and hosted a french girl (damn her and her rude toilet paper preferences!) and loved DMB... give me more clues!! this is fun.

Amber said...

wait i take it back! maybe you visited me in billings, and when was that french girl anyway? maybe you just know about that. and also i liked DMB in college. i think you ARE the evil genius i know. i think you are. tell me more.

evlgnis said...

No, you're still off... another clue:
I parlayed my total lack of coordination in simultaneously handling two flying objects, one a sphere and the other a disc, into a successful wager with a nurse. The winning response was "exothermic."
Unfortunately, those two dollars would fall ever-so-slightly short of outweighing the relative misery of having a limb bound in hardened plaster and vinyl for six weeks.

Amber said...

I'M THE RONALD MCDONALD HI BRIAN!!!!!

Amber said...

when was that french girl then anyway? ah who cares hiiiii!

evlgnis said...

Indeed, you are the Ronald McDonald.

Ok, since that took sooo long I'm all out of play time for now. Chat later? Email or finger tag me on YouFace or something?

evlgnis said...

The French girl was the summer of 01, in between Malibu & Whittier.

And Lora's pregunta?

Amber said...

ok but only because you used a 30 rockism.

jk also it's cool to hear from you : )

Amber said...

wow, i am bad at memories. YEAH lora's super preggers. ok let's take this offline, i'm friending you.

Amber said...

...on the other online.