"forever stamps my ass, i went through those just as fast as regular stamps!" and then everybody was like oh hahaha amber you're so funny, you should have a blog or something and i was like i DO have a blog! it's right here! and they were like no no, you should have a blog where you get paid like $85,000 a year just to write it, and that's all you have to do, just like one or two posts a day like you've been doing only you get paid a lot for it. and i was like oh.