Mar 22, 2010

hola, it's moi (bullet #6: i'm trilingual)

i've been applying for some jobs in portland lately and i thought i should update my blog in case any potential employers google me and find it. so here are things you, potential employer, should know about me, potential employee:
  • i am one of the best employees you'll ever halve.
  • "i have between 70 and 85 earth-shattering business ideas every day. by breakfast." -that is an example of the type of quote i can find on the internet.
  • i love nature -- i would NEVER paint the segments of an armadillo shell in rainbow colors.
  • there's nothing i can't do with a little perseverance, creative thinking, and unlimited time, money, and resources. and superhuman powers. NOTHING.
  • i know where all the keys on every U.S. keyboard are -- i don't even have to look. i don't have statistics on how many keys i know the precise location of, but i'm guessing it's in the billions.
i think you'll find that my skills and knowledge fit really well into a bulleted list, and i look forward to hearing from you soon!

i'll photoshop it though.

behold the armadillbow:

sometimes i get my childhood memories mixed up

you run, you slide, you hit the bump, you take a dive! you get eaten by hungry hungry hippos! hungry hungry hippos!

hey guys guess what?


guess what else? chicken butt.

Mar 18, 2010

did you know

seagulls have no problem eating a whole bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos in a matter of seconds?

well, until tomorrow.

Mar 15, 2010

new thing: cadbury egg salad sandwich

at first i felt guilty for wasting a whole cadbury egg and two slices of bread for the sake of a blog post, but then i realized i'm going to eat this.

step 1: microwave your peep for approx. 30 seconds until deformed

step 2: spread it on your bread (do this really fast 'cause it hardens quicker than you'd think)

step 3: get your egg

step 4: mash it up in a clear bowl so you can see it. getting hungry, huh?

step 5: spread it onto your bread

step 6: enjoy!

Mar 9, 2010

self-explanatory tattoos

living with a tattoo isn't easy: walking around, telling people you have a tattoo, then explaining to them what and where it is. geez! it must get tiring. that is, until now.

another one of the world's problems SOLVED. ::shrug:: it's just a little thing i do.

Mar 3, 2010

gay line dancing

it's big in LA -- i don't really get it.

big day!

sorry again for the lack of posts, i was really busy

it feels so great, having worked so hard on something for the past 9 months, planning, preparing, resting a lot, eating whatever i craved, bossing people around. but now, it's all worth it, because i've got a little nephew to play with FOREVER!

i don't have any pictures of him yet but he kinda looks like this:

happy birthday, john!!