May 6, 2010


my name is amber
and i'm here to say
i'm a really bad rapper
and i like it that way

so if you like rap [here's the part of the song where i say it so fast that you can't tell if i said "rap" or "crap," ok?]
and you ain't no fool
then get in line
'cuz it's time for school

you put some words
on the internet
other people read 'em
and they're like "what's thet?"

you're all "that's my blog!"
and they're like "yeah right"
and you're like "no it's true!"
and they're all "get a life"

and you say "i have a life
it's where i get ideas
and then i write them down
and they show up right here" [temporary british accent]

and they're in disbelief
'cuz they don't understand
you're trying to explain
but this is not going as planned

so you take a step back
and you're all "yo this is dumb
i'm talkin about blogs
but this guy's clearly a chumb" [which is short for chumbawamba, which means REALLY lame thing]

so you go back to your house
and open up your blog
and you put this little rap
into the internet, dawg

and now you're reading it
thinking "ahoy there, cap'n!"
'cuz neither of us knows
what just really happened



Moving Moxie Pilates LLC said...


Ted said...

yo yo yo

and then it's time
for the remix edition
there should be a lime
in a well-stocked kitchen

you feat. your friend [as in rapologies remix, rapologies accepted feat. Ted]
and you give them some verses
if ya don't like it in the end
then you might say "curses!"

i used to rap to sound
in a casual way
but i soon found
that i had nothing to say