hey do you guys use Google Farts? it lets you track the number of farts you do daily, their length, intensity, etc., and tells you if you'll ever have a husband or not.
Mar 22, 2011
Mar 14, 2011
so on the last episode of ANTM (america's next top model for those of you who are super out-of-touch) they did the makeovers which is awesome because they did the long red hair on one girl and short boy cut on another girl and blonde on other girl, and the old hairs had to go back home to places like the trailer park or other places models aren't, and their families welcomed them back but they could tell the hairs weren't quite the same, something had changed -- it was probably that they had been on tv a little bit (before the makeover episode) and it wasn't so much that they thought they were better than their old friends and family from home because they were on tv, it was that they could no longer be content with their old lives having been through this experience on the show what with tyra banks and all. so that was cool.
Mar 9, 2011
people always ask me, "amber, how do you eat so much and stay so thin? what's your secret?" and i say "give me $5 and i'll tell you." then when i have their money, i whisper, "i have a crush on my boyfriend's brother." they're usually disappointed that i wasn't still talking about staying thin, but hey $5.
Mar 1, 2011
effective news headlines
- Mad Cow Hermaphrodite Fraud
- Exploding Child Abduction Shiv
- Celebrity Nuclear Pirate Collapse
- VIDEO: Poison Racist 100 Cats
- Earthquake Sex Scandal Riots
- Outbreak 'Shocked' at Mugshots
go on, give it a try!
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