UPDATE MARCH 8, 2016
I wanted to note (to anyone Googling me in 2016 for professional purposes) that I was much younger when I wrote this post and I would never use the word "buttcheeks" in a post about myself today.
Butt cheeks is actually two words.
Here's just some quick information about me in case you were to look up "Amber Lee Hollingsworth" or "Amber Hollingsworth" or "Amber Hollingsworth Portland" online for any reason:
- I am a professional person and I have some great work ethics/outfits.
- As you can tell, I am very familiar with putting things on the internet.
- Only about 2... 3 max of my blog posts have pictures of buttcheeks in them. In comparison, nearly 7 billion people worldwide have actual buttcheeks. You do the math (it's up to you what symbol to put between those two numbers to obtain the result of your preference).
- I know how to reverse-Google.
- Here's a picture of my cats:
Thanks for reading!
-Amber "Amber Lee Hollingworth" Hollingsworth