Nov 27, 2011

you people disgust me.

so as you might've guessed from the last post, i have reason to believe that i might be a victim of googling. that's right, GOOGLING. so i checked my site analytics and discovered a bizarre set of clues as to what kind of person might be looking for me, and let me tell you what -- i am slightly uncomfortable right now. get your sleuth hats on, sherlocks: i present to you, Exhibit A: Google Search Terms That Led To My Blog:
  • sad pizza
  • hutterite in a blue chair
  • pizza sad
  • seth macfarlane in tight pants
  • girl eating a bunny
  • funny textes photos (typo?)
  • mr. potato head face
  • examples of people in a friendship (ok that one's nice, i'm glad you ended up here)
  • amber hollingsworth cleaning (EXCUSE ME)
  • person licking cheeto fingers (yeah alright)
  • gwen latifah
  • let's date
yeah we'll see about that last one, googler-of-questionable-interests...

Nov 23, 2011

Amber Lee Hollingsworth: A Google Result

UPDATE MARCH 8, 2016
I wanted to note (to anyone Googling me in 2016 for professional purposes) that I was much younger when I wrote this post and I would never use the word "buttcheeks" in a post about myself today. 

Butt cheeks is actually two words.

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Here's just some quick information about me in case you were to look up "Amber Lee Hollingsworth" or "Amber Hollingsworth" or "Amber Hollingsworth Portland" online for any reason:
  • I am a professional person and I have some great work ethics/outfits.
  • As you can tell, I am very familiar with putting things on the internet.
  • Only about 2... 3 max of my blog posts have pictures of buttcheeks in them. In comparison, nearly 7 billion people worldwide have actual buttcheeks. You do the math (it's up to you what symbol to put between those two numbers to obtain the result of your preference).
  • I know how to reverse-Google.
  • Here's a picture of my cats:

amber hollingsworth's cats
Thanks for reading!
-Amber "Amber Lee Hollingworth" Hollingsworth